Yuck It Up
Famous Quotes...
"Give me Yuck Truck or give me death!"Patrick Henyuck
"And so my fellow Americans, ask not what you can do for your Yuck Truck - ask what your Yuck Truck can do for you."
John F. Yuckkady
...and Other Stuff
Q. Why did the Yuck Truck Cross The Road?A. To get to the other slime.
Q. What's red & white & black all over?
A. A candy cane covered in yuck.
Justin - "What do Santa's sleigh and the Yuck Truck have in common?"
Bruce - "I don't know. What?"
Justin - "You'll never see either one on your roof."
Josh - "Why'd you quit your job at the perfume factory?"
Bob - "Oh, that job stinks."
Contact Us!
| Phone: | 1-970-401-3870 |
| Email: (Non-Emergency Only) | yucktruck@gmx.com |
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